I Declared WAR! On Ants...

Note to Self: Never bring food in room ever again.

i had a fucking war with ants just now.

so, i'm thirsty and i grab my cup sitting on my desk. i go to the kitchen, and i bring the pitcher out. i'm about to pour some water, and i notice these little black bitches crawling all over my cup! there were soooooooo many! because what i had in it last was juice, and sugar is attractive right? so i'm like oh shit. i wash the cup and 50 ants drown >:] BUT THEN I THINK, THERE MUST STILL BE SOME ON MY DESK! so i run as fast as i could to my room, and whaddaya know! there were fifty more of these crawling black bitches! and i didnt even notice until now! (my desk is black -__-)

so anyway, i'm like, okay... what do i do. so i think of jackie and janice. i grab my lint roller, peel off the used paper, and i start rollin on dem bitches! and then i'm like, what if i can't see all of them since they are camouflage with my desk. SO i unplug my lamp from the other side of the room, and plug it closer, and i hold it with my left, with the lint roller on my right. i spot these bitches and i go rampage on them. i felt like indiana jones man! torch in one hand, whip with the other -- WHILST, killing little black creature bitches!

and so i eventually killed them all on my desk, at least, so it seems... and i start looking for ants incoming, as theres been a bit of an ant craze in the bathroom, which is right next to my room. so i point my torch down at the floor, and i see a few black bitches. so i roll on them too. and then i experiment. i grab the bleach/clorox spray cleaner from the bathroom, and i spray on an ant. i just fatality-ed that black bitch. and so i grab a paper towel, and spray bleach on it, and i wipe a straight line of bleach on my floor so that ants won't pass it... hopefully.

i won the war.

i'm renaming the lint roller to ant-fucker-upper. or the ant roller.

i'm paranoid. my hair is itchy...



PS. i am not racist.


fucking black bitches.