Ryan Ebert

I'm going to be a movie critic for tonight. Resulting from my lack of productivity, as you all know, I have been watching movies in the comfort of my own home, at the expense of my patience with the movies downloading x)

I Love You, Man:
Great movie! hilarious in so many ways. relevant to a lot of things that i went through so it was easier to understand. Paul Rudd is freakin FUNNY AS HELL! "See you later Joben" AHAHAHAHA. MAN. and Rashida Jones. woweeee.

The Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift:
I like how this movie is completely Asian. i like how they implemented drifting into the racing genre instead of just drag racing or sprint racing. acting sucked though. its okay.

Fast & Furious:
this movie totally reminded me of the first movie. i liked it. vin diesel is a fucking man gorilla. paul walker is from sunland! ahahah. i don't know if there was enough racing in this one though... bring on Faster and Furiouser? 5Fast 5Furious? Faster Than Furious? More Furious Than Fast? Furious Cars Drifting Faster in Tokyo? I want to watch another one, regardless :]

Confessions of a Shopaholic:
i never knew how in love a girl could be with shopping. wow. i expected differently from this movie. but it was okay. the overall story is okayyyy. the humor was okayyyy. the whole movie was okayyy. lol. but i like, like all movies isla fisher is in so you should still watch it.

Step Brothers:
what an interesting movie. this movie was the unfunniest out of all the adult comedies that have come out. however, it was still pretty funny. but kind of forgettable.

Death Race:
THIS MOVIE IS FUCKING AWESOME. WATCH THIS MOVIE. its like watching mario kart, except with rapists, murderers, robbers, and wife-killers. this movie is sooo sickkk. jason statham is sickkkk. sickk sick sickkkkk. and natalie martinez is wowweeee. this is like the fast and the furious on steroids. or the fast and the furious with a bunch of vin diesels, being armed and dangerous. watch it.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop:
VERY slow beginning. and this is a happy madison productions, yet it was hardly funny. the humor sucks. the action does pick up though later in the movie, but there's still not too many funny parts. the story is kind of wack too. this is a whatever movie. my computer froze while i was watching it, and i kind of thought to myself, "maybe the computer doesnt want to watch it anymore either." i wasn't going to replay it, but then i remembered, i still didn't have anything to do... haha. no need to watch it.

and finalllyyy...
Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle:
this movies fucking hilarious. i think it would have even been funnier if i watched it with the guys, as they cuss so excessively, but it's like normal. it reminds me of how i am. "they're such assholes" ahahahaha. kumar said that like everytime. and harold, "fuck" ahahahahahaha. man. i want to watch the second one.


Man I have no life.

Introducing, Megan Bitch:


I fucking miss Jackie Ho II. two weeks and will be 3 days without her :'( toooooooo fuckinggg longggggg.