TOE: Food

TOE: Food

- So i noticed i hate one thing. i hate it how one evening, you have absolutely nothing to eat for dinner. my grandma or mom, whomever, cooks like bad food or food i dont like eating. and then the next evening, my grandma/mom cooks TWO THINGS that are desirable! so yesterday, we had like ugly soup food. tonight, my mom cooks beef with brocolli! AND steak! wtf is that! and i didnt know what food to eat more of! i didnt know which to choose. SO, being the genius that i am, what i decided to do was eat the brocolli from the beef with brocolli. and then eat the steak! so it was steak with brocolli! hopefully there will be leftovers, so if theres bad food tomorrow, ill just re-have my dinner from tonight.

- i was just eating my delicious two-option dinner, when i was being retarded. i wanted to try and be funny to myself and make me laugh on the inside. so i was all, "what joke should i make up..." so i thought of this... you go to a Burger King, and you look at the menu for a long time, telling the cashier to wait, while youre still looking. so after awhile, they ask you one more time "what would you like to order?" and you say, "yes, can i have a big mac?" and the cashier goes, "i'm sorry, we dont serve that here..." and so you just walk away muttering, "i thought i could have it my way.." this joke made me giggle at the dinner table. :]

- another random thought. what the fuck is vinegar? like, i was looking at the nutrition facts, and theres like nothing in vinegar. so i started thinking, what the hell is vinegar? i mean, its like, spicy/salty, but theres no sodium or anything! is it bad if you drink too much of it? can you gain anything? any sickness? any disorder? i mean, what the ef is it? lol. so i abused it, and i kept putting some on my steak >:]

- the last thought made me think... what the fuck is pepper?